31 Feb 09 - Today a large yukanbubis was seen in Washington State wandering around some campsites, said a man who wishes to remain prenonymous, in August of 1977. Apparently this admittedly doctored photo shows in great detail what the monster looks like and what it was thinking at the time of the sighting.
Yikes! I told TMM there was a yukanubis on the loose; ebrybody knows about it. I read that big, thin newspaper at the checkstand at the supermarket and they're always talking about them, along with other stuff like UFOs, Angelina Jolie, and perpetual motion machines. I knew it was just a matter of time before one got into the cowlands and I thought I saw it outside my window the other day.
Tiny Moo Moo told me it was all a hoax and it couldn't get into the Lands eben if it was real, so of course I don't believe him. Man, just what I need when our first Duffaliers tour is supposed to be happening sometime this summer. I thought they were gonna make me the lead singer this year but I guess they need me to make T-shirts again, at least for awhile, so I'll keep writing lyrics and practicing in the meantime. Like, I have one knew song called "My leche's en fuego (for you)" - it's a power ballad that's gonna make all the ladies feint when they hear it.
Practicing! That's what I was gonna say. How am I supposed to stay late in the audibletorium to practice with the Duffs, and THEN walk home in the evening, if there's some giant yukanubis roaming around the neighborhood? I'll just tell them I'm too scar- ....er, I'll express my concern about this potentially dangerous creature who eats people alive, and see what they say. Right now, time to sleep in the closet. TMM's closet actually, just to be sure.
You have to be practical about this stuff.
