Tuffy

TMM just got a new cat that I'm sure he's all proud of and eberything. So I'm going to upstage him by posting a picture of my cat Tuffy.

Here he is right before attacking the mailman. As you can see, he libs up to his name.

The only cool skeleton I know so far...

...is this guy:

But most of them don't look like that. I'm not gonna show a picture of a real one, so don't hold your breath.

I don't think I need to premind you what skellingtons are. They're horrible, and let's face it, they're pretty scary. Well TMM has gone and ruined my whole life by telling me something this morning when we were eating our Malt-O-Meal. According to him, there are skellingtons inside ALL of us, moving us around and controlling everything we do, and you can be sure they're up to no good. He showed me some x-ray pictures in one of his nerdy scientology books, and I couldn't believe it. In fact, I think I might have needed smelling salts. There it was!!! Inside a normal cow, an evil, laughing skeleton. Well this one wasn't laughing, since it was a photograph, but I'm sure it was in real life.

I think there's a good chance TMM could be pulling my leg on this one, so I'm trying not to get too freaked out just yet. But stil... can you imagine? And all this time we had no idea. I assumed like most of you that they came out of the ground, probably after growing from a seed or something. Now I've got to rethink eberything. If we're all skellingtons in disguise... then... Well, for one thing, where do zombies come from?? Although the skeleton theory would explain why there are so many bullies.

3 Reasons I Like Little Baa

Reason #1: He can jump really high.
Reason #2: Eben I admit, he's kinda cute.
Reason #3: In the dead of winter, there's a ready supply of lamb chops just a few doors down.

Wooo hoo hoo.