My penpal

Oh by the way I have a penpal now, Distant Moo Moo. I guess he must be prelated to me or something... although Moo Moo is a pretty common last night, it must be submitted.

Here's a picture he sent me in the mail:


I know, he looks pretty much like your regular cow, and he is! Well, sort of. The only thing wrong with him is that he is foreign. He comes from a mountaneous area of the Mooish Lands called "Pasturias" which seems really beautiful from the pictures he sent ob it. Naturally, he must have edited them a lot in ScrodoShop, to get the Mooish Lands to look that nice, though it's true I've never been there or seen any pictures, or even heard of it. I just figure, if there's a foreign place that looks nicer than the town me and TMM lib in, why don't WE all live there instead? Hah, logic wins again. Thanks, Sheep.

Anyways, Distant Moo Moo speaks pretty good English, though he has a bit of a speech incrediment that makes him lisp sometimes and pronounces Vs, the second letter of the alphabet, like Bs. But other than that he's really nice, and besides like I said he's foreign. He's writes 10:00 like 10.00, gets his dates all jumbled up, like '25 Dec 09' instead of just saying 12/25/09, the right way, and ... woo hoo hoo ... get this, when he writes fractions, he puts a comma in there, like 1,39 pounds. Oh wait, he doesn't eben used pounds!! He uses kilowatts or something, I dunno. What a crazy cow!

TMM keeps saying stuff about dibersity and cultural irrelevance and stuff, but I can't stop laughing at this guy. If he wasn't foreign, I might think he was pretarded. But I actually feel really sorry for him because I'm sure he grew up completely deprived of an educashun, good roll models, toys, access to guns provided by the second amendment, sleep, and who knows, maybe eben food and water. So I can't really get on his case too much. Besides, he's a constant source of entertainment. Why rock the boat? I'm gonna right him write now.

Woo hoo hoo, aminal wars.

The time has come, my friends, for us to finish up l'animal guerres, as Sheep would say.

Last time I checked, it was Duffies versus Poleys, Mini Baa versus Black Boo Kings. Let me just say right now I have no idea how this will end, eben though I'm making it all up.

Ok, first semifinals, the Bipolar bears are on their down cycle!! Bummer for them. They try a last minute intrabenous lithium injection, but no use, they surrender (crying about biscuits, no less) to the Duffaloes without a fight. Duffs get through to the final match.

Second semifinals, Mini Baa somehow senses an earthquake and runs off the field, while a rift opens in the earth and swallows the black boo kings up in a plume of geologimical smoke. What a break for Mini Baa, he stood no chance against them otherwise!

Now the stage is set.... FINAL MATCH: Duffies versus Mini Baa.

Take it easy on him, Duffs! Woo hoo hoo.

Hey, I got through to the finals finally. Let's see if I can pay enough attention to conclude this realistic analysis of an artificial combat simbulation that could really take place in a fake world. I hope mini baa gets to keep some of his wool, or at least some of his peach-fuzz - woo hoo hoo.

}:8]

Creepy, but cool.

I was just munching on a hamburglar when suddenly I prealized something very creepy, but cool. If you take the letters of my name, DENNIS, and subsidize the letter A for the D, then you take the 'ENNIS' part, remove one of the Ns, flip it around backwards so it makes 'SINE', add an S at the end, put the prefix 'UN-' in front of the it, and then replace the whole thing with 'WESOME,' keeping the original A of course... you end up with AWESOME.

Woo hoo hoo, how cool is that?! Pretty creepy though, too. It's almost like the uniberse is trying to tell me something....

}:8)