Man this is a good idea

I just came up with this really good idea... Diet Leche. You know how some cows get all fat and stuff because they just can't stop going through the milk cycle? Give them Diet Leche. All the creamy goodness of the regular stuff, minus the calories. So go ahead, cycle all you want. Just make sure you're cycling the right way... with Diet Leche.

Or hor hor.