Families grow on trees

Woo hoo hoo, me and Tiny Moo Moo just had a comblersation about where we came from, who we're related to, what happened a long time ago before we were born, where WE were back then, and stuff like that. He was all saying, "where were we though? You know, like our minds and our consciousness?" and I was like, "duh, we weren't even born yet, we didn't have minds." Sheesh. For someone who's supposedly so smart, TMM can be awfully dumb.

Anyway, that got me to thinking about our ancestors. The predoption agency told me they weren't allowed to say who my parents were, but I got some money and a letter from them once, so I know their last name is "Anonymous." I used the money wisely on a crate of pop rocks and soda, and alls I remember about the letter is they said I was descended from Ancient Moo Moo.

But then we were talking and TMM said he was prelated to Ancient Moo Moo, and I was all, "don't always try to be just like me TMM, you can't fake being cool," but he kept insisting it was true. He even showed me this book that was supposed to prove it or something. I don't think he would lie enough to write a whole book about it, so I guess it must be true.

Jeez, how many cows ARE related to Ancient Moo Moo anyway? I told sheep about this story and he said that maybe Ancient Moo Moo was one of the original cows, when the population of the Lands was really tiny, and that over successive generations it grew exponentially and so now an extraordinary number of us can trace our ancestry back to those first few.

I don't know what sheep's talking about, but I do know this: Ancient Moo Moo must have had TONS of kids.