Christmas is bulgar

Hey, I hope you didn't think I was abandoning this blong. I've been pretty busy with the ladies, so I haven't really had time to type.

I was thinking though, Christmas is a pretty dumb way to show people how much you like them. I mean, waiting all that time for a single day of the year when you're supposed to buy presents and pretend how much they mean to you and everything... What's that all about?

My idea is totally unique. Show your appreciation on Balentine's Day, and get them a card that spells out your feelings without you having to actually sit and think about them. This would be a lot better than Christmas, because....well, for one thing, you'd have like another month and a half before you had to spend your allowance money on people.

Also, Christmas would mean a lot more if it was actually supposed to commemblerate someone's birthday or something famous, and wasn't just a stragedy by the card companies to get your money.