How big is everything?

I was thinking for awhile, since I didn't have anything nice to say and since there was no one around to flex my nuscles at, and a thought suddenly occurred to me: I wonder how big everything is. Like, all of it put together. At first I thought it would be maybe as big as a whole city or something and then I realized, wait a minute, cities are that big already and there's even MORE outside of them.

So I tried to think of the biggest thing I knew, and that's probably my brain or Jake's leche purse, but other than those it's probably the whole planet. But the sun is even outside of the planet, right? Even though it's way tinier, just like the moon and all those bright dots. They must not be on the earth or I could jump up and touch them, or pick them up or whatever. Plus there's clouds above them.

Tiny moo moo said that most of the uniberse is empty space. He obviously hasn't seen my room lately, but mostly I would say he's right. There's lots of air and stuff in things and that's why you can squoosh them and make them smaller. What if you took everything that existed and squashed it down with something really strong, like a vice or Arnold Schwartzamenegger or some rubber bands? Got rid of all the air. How big would the universe be then?

I really don't know the answer to this one, but I'm thinking it's probably gonna be somewhere between the size of our house and our whole middle school, which is pretty huge. I mean, when the PE teacher makes me run a lap around the school I get totally sweaty. THAT'S how big it is.

Anyways, I see some people approaching so it's time for me to turn my brain off and stop thinking and get back to flexing (if they're girls) or making mean faces (if they're boys). Oh hey, it's the Duffaliers! Nevermind, I'm gonna go hang out with them for awhile and see what they've been up to.

-Dennis