Since the time of Ancient Moo Moo, there have been some genetic "experiments" done by evolution that led to some pretty interesting, if grotesque offshoots of the mainline of aurochs and cattle. One of them was found recently. It seems to live exclusively on walls. It hasn't been officially named yet, but I submitted a suggestion for the name Australobovinicus Tinymoomoous for the striking resemblance it bears to my predopted brother. Check out the marked lack of any udder and the blank expression on its face. Or hor hor.
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It's possible that they tried to clone, but clowned instead. It's just a matter of letters getting mixed up....man is he stoned though.
I don't know what that means yet, but it sounds funny. Sometimes Paul's older brother talks about being "stoned". I guess that means when people throw rocks at you. I'd like to throw baked mudballs with rocky centers at TMM sometime. We had dirt clod war one time where I did that. I spent the whole night before preparing my ampumunitions. First I got a really sharp rock, then covered in it mud and rolled it around till is was like a ball. Then I baked them all on a cookie sheet at 325F for about half an hour till they were nice and hard. The next morning I put a little wet sob on them to make them look like normal dirt clods I'd just found lying around. OR HOR HOR, that was a memblorable game! I can still see his expression when the first one hit him square on the udder!!
After that he never wanted to play again. What a wimp. That's probably when he got into D&D or something and CRETENDED to be brave. Woo hoo hoo.
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