"That's why they call them ANIMALS!!!!"

I'm thinking about starting up some animal wars, like that other site on Bongler. Except mine is gonna be real, like that movie Gladiator. I'll prolly have all the usual stuff like bears, snakes... um... polarity bears.... Maybe even jagulars, I heard they were pretty mean, or durglars versus monsters, that would be a good one, as long as they couldn't see me.

What will definitely be in the contest is binarysaurs. Probably Dinosaurus Rex is gonna win the whole thing, either him or sheep or some kinda of poisonous moss. But my first match will be a real zinger to get people inbolbed in the process: A trinosceros versus a binosceros. How cool is that?

I don't know about making all those fancy grafs and stuff, I'll probably just find a way to sell some cheap VHS tapes of the monsters, i mean animals, actually fighting and taking turns biting each others heads off and stuff. Oh yeah, and stag beetles.