Tuesday

Tiny Moo Moo spotted in Suriname

In The News: Local wildlife explorers from all over the world have conberged on the forest of Suriname, a small country apparently located somewhere on dry land. Tiny Moo Moo was spotted mugging for the camera, to no one's surprise:


The scientologists involved in the inbestigation of all these new species said TMM was, "a constant pain in the rear," "kinda creepy," and "just an all around annoyance" to them during their important work.

One of the reporters, Scott Wilson, who wished to remain nameless, had this to say: "I just can't wait till the school year starts so we can get this kid out of our hair. I feel sorry for his adopted brother to have to put up with his shenanigans all the time. That is, if he has a brother of course. I mean, he might not."

You can see a slide show featuring all these newly-created species, which hopefully includes new dinosaurs and maybe some monster fossils (not living ones, please) at: Somewhere on the internet. I think it was that MSMNSNBC news site or something, I forgot already.

Tomorrow night: Bears.

7 comments:

Hans said...

NO WAY

Hans said...

Don't let publicity get to his already large head!

Metamatician said...

Or hor hor, his noggin' is pretty large and in charge, but it's not because he has a big brain, I can tell you that!

Metamatician said...

"Mpt mpt mpt... This is Tiny Moo Moo, Dennis. I don't appreciate the mean things you say about me on your blog or in real life. I hope you grow up a little bit and stop picking on other people just for a laugh.

And if you want to be a real journalist, you better start turning in your homework and working on your writing skills, especially your spelling. I told you I'd help you make flashcards or whatever you wanted, but you have to ask, I can't do it for you."

-TMM

Metamatician said...

}:8|

Jeez TMM, I was just joking all these years. I didn't mean to make you all mad....

I'll stop picking on you for awhile because I've got to finish my animal wars anyway (you got wiped out in the first round by a meteor shower, btw).

-Dennis

Hans said...

Sorry 'bout that - I had a pretty cool cow going but it didn't cross over right, so I'll just say The ODD COUPLE should be in the comic strip, seriously now that Schulz is gone, someone needs to step up to the plate. Know anyone?????

Metamatician said...

Hmmmm..... Nope, can't say I do. Although Sheep is pretty good at scribbling. Might want to ask Mini Baa, he's into art and all that stupid stuff.