Me cretending to shoot TMM with my six-shooter.Hey eberyone.
I see someone has cleaned the house. I hate it when he does that, I can't find my Matchbox A-Team bus now. Grrrr....... well maybe I'll go upstairs and look in our toy bin labeled "Toy Cars, Matchbox." Who knows, it's worth a shot.
Speaking of shots, I saw this one Western noovie where this guy was all "who's gonna stop me? You?" and the other guy was like "If I have to" and I was like falling off my seat because I knew there was going to be gunplay. It always happens in noovies like this, which is why I only watch Westerns anymore. And Kung Fu movies. Stuff that just cuts right to the chase and has people shooting other people, and usually not for the better if you know what I mean.
Well in this case, some huge muffin-top cow walked RIGHT in front of me when the guns blared. I missed the whole part where the one guy outdrew the other and blew the other guy's head off while that doctor in the saloon was fiddling with his toothpick. I couldn't believe it. I axed for my money back but the cow at the counter said he had to talk to his manager, and his manager was flirting with the 14 year old girl that worked in the ticket booth. Not going back to THAT theater. Besides, their floors are all slickery with fake butter topping and I'm afraid one day I'll trip and become a pentaplegic or something.
Speaking of that I just bought a new CD by a band called... I forget... Fine Young Cannabis I think. The black cow that does all the singing has a really unique voice but it's good dance music for when I wanna show my street moves to the ladies. Did you know I can Moonwalk with four legs? Amazing, I know. I can also go, "eee hee" and grab my udder at the same time. Whatever happened to that guy anyway? Isn't he a military leader of some foreign country or something? I heard he was the first female Cresident of Kerblackistan. But you can't really trust what you read these days, especially in unpreliable sources like the New York Times. People's blogs tend to be much more reliable.
Well, anyway, I have to get going. Tiny... I mean this hot girl from my Diology class is supposed to tutor me all about arthurpods and stuff... whatever that is. He, I mean she, said it inbolbed Cuddlefish though. That's kinda cute when you think about it. And when you're a girl or a huge sissy.
I see someone has cleaned the house. I hate it when he does that, I can't find my Matchbox A-Team bus now. Grrrr....... well maybe I'll go upstairs and look in our toy bin labeled "Toy Cars, Matchbox." Who knows, it's worth a shot.
Speaking of shots, I saw this one Western noovie where this guy was all "who's gonna stop me? You?" and the other guy was like "If I have to" and I was like falling off my seat because I knew there was going to be gunplay. It always happens in noovies like this, which is why I only watch Westerns anymore. And Kung Fu movies. Stuff that just cuts right to the chase and has people shooting other people, and usually not for the better if you know what I mean.
Well in this case, some huge muffin-top cow walked RIGHT in front of me when the guns blared. I missed the whole part where the one guy outdrew the other and blew the other guy's head off while that doctor in the saloon was fiddling with his toothpick. I couldn't believe it. I axed for my money back but the cow at the counter said he had to talk to his manager, and his manager was flirting with the 14 year old girl that worked in the ticket booth. Not going back to THAT theater. Besides, their floors are all slickery with fake butter topping and I'm afraid one day I'll trip and become a pentaplegic or something.
Speaking of that I just bought a new CD by a band called... I forget... Fine Young Cannabis I think. The black cow that does all the singing has a really unique voice but it's good dance music for when I wanna show my street moves to the ladies. Did you know I can Moonwalk with four legs? Amazing, I know. I can also go, "eee hee" and grab my udder at the same time. Whatever happened to that guy anyway? Isn't he a military leader of some foreign country or something? I heard he was the first female Cresident of Kerblackistan. But you can't really trust what you read these days, especially in unpreliable sources like the New York Times. People's blogs tend to be much more reliable.
Well, anyway, I have to get going. Tiny... I mean this hot girl from my Diology class is supposed to tutor me all about arthurpods and stuff... whatever that is. He, I mean she, said it inbolbed Cuddlefish though. That's kinda cute when you think about it. And when you're a girl or a huge sissy.
6 comments:
I'm glad to see you back. I like Westerns too. Watch movies at home so you have control. No one to block your view (even though you saw what happened). Moonwalking? Did you go to the mooooon lately? LOL. Don't grab your udder after drinking a large coke - just a warning. Good luck in Biology learning how to cuddle.
No way I'm cuddling with tiny moo moo. But thanks for the warning about Coke and udders, even though I don't really think coke ends up there. It goes into your diafram or something.
You should see this noovie called 3:10 To The Cow-land-land-cow-land-cow-land-lands. It's pretty good, lots of biolence.
We have On-Demand at home and TMM is ALWAYS watching the Uncovery Channel or one of those dismal educational stations where all they do is educate you. The only shows I eber watch with him is during Shark Week.
What about you? Have they inbented TVs down there yet?
We've had TVs for a few years now. New actor, Glenn Ford, is in 3:10 to Cow-land-land-cow-land-cow-land-lands AKA: Yuma. Haven't seen it, but will. It's on my On Demand, which only has movies I demand to have. I think you're right about Coke - it doesn't go through, it just sits in your gut and rots.
Yeah! I think that's why I like Coke so much. Anyways, I gotta think of what to write for my next blogger posteroo. Was gonna say something derogatory about Tony Moo Moo but that's wearing a little thin. Any ideas?
Glen Ford huh? Must be Harrison's brother. Maybe predopted.
You could write about your lands and how it got it's name. Harrison is Glenn's grandson twice removed through eviction.
You mean through ebolution? I don't believe in that.
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