Hey!

I was walking through some fields behind our house for some reason when guess who I saw? The Duffaliers! They're in town right now getting new t-shirts and posters and stuff made for our band. I premembered my multicellular phone has a camera on it, so I was able to get a shot for you guys.















That's Jeff the drummer (well one of them anyways). All those duffalos in the background aren't all in the Duffaliers by the way, only a few of them. The rest are probably just relatives or just like... I don't know, regular duffies. They must live somewhere!

Turns out they can't really stay too long because they have to graze as much as possible before the frost kicks in or something weird like that. But we have a show coming up on New Year's Eve and I just wrote a new song we're gonna have to practice pretty quick if we're gonna work it into the set. It's called "Le-Le-Le-Let Me At Your Leche" and, man - it rocks. That's all I'm gonna say because I don't wanna give away that it will probably be the opening song, then there will be some other moshing type stuff while the crowd has all their energy intact, then we'll switch over and finish up with ballads.

Then the next day is the official One Week Till Mass day, when we gotta start stretching and hydrating and getting ready for Molar Mass 2008. I can't even imagine what this one's gonna be like. Ever since Jake retired from competition in 2005 there hasn't been a repeat winner yet. The cow from last year has been ordered by his doctors to not even compete! So it's gonna be someone new again.

Well, I gotta go talk this all over with the guys. Fortunately no duffs allowed at Molar Mass (whew), and this year, they finally outlawed pullies too. They said it was against the spirit of the competition, which was defined as "stretching and contorting every udder in sight in unimaginable ways for the express purposes of obtaining milk" - sorry pullies: Busted.

So yeah, the band, New Year's Eve, the Mass.... Luckily we have a bacation from school during that time or I'd have to cut more than usual! Er, I mean... Well I gotta go anyway, I want to ask Jeff what they came up with for the t-shirts.

-Dennis