The Big "U"

The old Leche Purse itself.

Check it out, even caves have udders!

So Paul and me were rummaging around in his older brother's room the other day while he was out with his friends. We were looking for his infamous candy stash. Just gotta understand something: If you think Paul is missing a few teeth, just wait till you see his bro. That cow's gonna need dentures by the time he's 30. Personally if I were him, I'd just get a full set of gold or platinum Grillz from that Paul Wall site, with maybe some diamonds crusted all over them or something, but actually I doubt if he can afford that, since he's just a bagger at Food4More.

Anyhoo, I opened one drawer and found a bunch of issues of Bulging Udders, Big Naturals, and those kinds of magazines that for some reason they always have behind the counter at the those little stores where all the Pakistani cows work (I guess they don't want bullies stealing them, but in that case, they should put the whole store behind the counter!) I thought, man, this cow is a true molar afficianado. Paul said that was nothing, that I should see his picture collection on his computer, but he thought some of those were digitally prehanced, just because of the whole laws of physics thing. But then again, laws were made to be broken! Or hor hor, wait till Saul - that's Paul's bro - gets a load of Jacob! His life's never gonna be the same.

Come to think of it, since I just got an udder enhancement myself with my entire inheritance (even though it's not THAT much of a difference), and even though Saul's a cool guy and all (I mean it was him who showed me how to clog up toilets at school and how to make homemade M80s, NOT THAT I DO IT), I think I'll stay away from him for a little while just in case. The doctor in the back alley that did my enhancement said it needed to heal for 2-3 weeks before being handled roughly, and you never know who's a closet pully these days. Safety first Tiny Moo Moo always says, and in this one case I think he might actually be right.