Sunday

Oh Man, Here We Go

I know you've all been waiting for the conclusion of Animal Wars, but I had to keep you coming back to this site in order to squandester your interest in my other business ventures. It's like Cowland Idol... they always string it out almost as long as the Super Bowl and have tons of commercials and eberything else they can think of NOT to show you the final results, because then you'll turn the TV off.

But there comes a time when enough is never enough. Plus I want to see who wins too, and laugh at Mini Baa. So here we go:

THE FINAL FOUR
Duffaloes vs. Bipolar Bears
Mini Baa vs. Black Boo Kings

First let's string things out just a big more by posting pictures of our contestants...


The majestic duffalo, not even particularly upset here.

One of those crazy polarity bears, jumping around on ice.

Mini Baa.

A big strapping hulk of a black boo king.


In the next post I'll tell you about the battles...

9 comments:

Hans said...

if that polar bear doesn't win, something is wrong is your world!

Metamatician said...

I guess it all pretends on his mood!

Unknown said...

That Mini Baa has a mean look in his eye. My money's on him

Metamatician said...

He'd better not win!

Unknown said...

Aw, go on, it'd make for a pleasant change. The world needs more cute little fluffy ones in charge. Failing that, I'll take the poley bear. Great photo btw.

Metamatician said...

}:8) "Woo hoo hoo, I took it myself! Well sort of. I didn't actually hold the camera, but I deserb some credit. I took it off the internalnet, which is pretty much the same thing as taking it yourself. Actually it's harder, because you have to search for it, I mean, it's not right there in your camera!"

Unknown said...

Dennis, you're a creative genius. But c'mon, we're on tenterhooks, who's going to win?!

Anonymous said...

Well written article.

Unknown said...

I'm going to have to start threatening guacamole if we don't see some results soon.