Woo hoo hoo, aminal wars.

The time has come, my friends, for us to finish up l'animal guerres, as Sheep would say.

Last time I checked, it was Duffies versus Poleys, Mini Baa versus Black Boo Kings. Let me just say right now I have no idea how this will end, eben though I'm making it all up.

Ok, first semifinals, the Bipolar bears are on their down cycle!! Bummer for them. They try a last minute intrabenous lithium injection, but no use, they surrender (crying about biscuits, no less) to the Duffaloes without a fight. Duffs get through to the final match.

Second semifinals, Mini Baa somehow senses an earthquake and runs off the field, while a rift opens in the earth and swallows the black boo kings up in a plume of geologimical smoke. What a break for Mini Baa, he stood no chance against them otherwise!

Now the stage is set.... FINAL MATCH: Duffies versus Mini Baa.

Take it easy on him, Duffs! Woo hoo hoo.

Hey, I got through to the finals finally. Let's see if I can pay enough attention to conclude this realistic analysis of an artificial combat simbulation that could really take place in a fake world. I hope mini baa gets to keep some of his wool, or at least some of his peach-fuzz - woo hoo hoo.

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