Wooooooooo Hoo Hoo.

I'm back eberybody. Me and the Duffaliers are about to set off on a World Tour!!! We finally got our break when Leatherscope LLC signed us to a 3-album deal. Alright!

Fortunately, since I'm so amazing at texting, surfing, and updating my blong from my immobile phone, I'll be able to keep you guys up to date on ebrything that happens (except for the stuff that the censors won't allow, woo hoo hoo).

I finally gradualated from just making t-shirts to actually writing some of the lyrics and being a background singer! I also hab one song, "The Shores of Lake Leche," a ballad, which I sing all by myself. It's a little nerb racking but I'm pretty much used to it now. Plus all the chicas can't belieb it and they expose their udders ebry time I sing it, so I make sure it's on the tracklist for every show!

Speaking of udders.... Um, I forget what I was gonna say. Something about Sheep and TMM. Oh well, maybe next time...

I have to put WebEden on hold for the moment, or rather let Paul run it for the time being, and I've worked out a deal with the dean at school whereby if I go on tour, he'll expel me. Sounds great!

Tiny you know who is objectifying to some of this, but I decided finally to be my own cow. From now on, it's Dennis (and the Duffs) time!!!

Check your local listings to see if we're coming to a venue near you. And if we are, buy a bunch ob our tickets, please. Thanks!