Tuesday

Boys have udders, girls have odors

Or hor hor, I guess you haven't heard from me much lately. See, the reason is, I haven't written in my blog recently. But I'm doing it now so stop complaining.

Tiny Moo Moo wants a bike for Christmas. Personally I don't see why, since bikes usually lead to things like exercise. I hope Santa thinks on that one a little. I'm asking for a boa constructor or some other kind of reptile. The thing I like about them is they don't have any feelings. That way it doesn't matter if you take really good care of them or you just ignore them. It's not like they care.

Speaking of reptiles, I just saw this show about those avocondas that live in South America. Oh man those things are cool. There was this one that started to eat some kind of big mambal, and it got like halfway into it and realized it was too small to eat it. So its head came apart and it got all huge and ate it anyway!!!

I don't know how Nexicans, Africans, Black People, Creative Americans, and all those kind of people can stand living in the jungle with all those snakes around. I mean, snakes are cool and all, but I wouldn't want to live in a swamp full of them. Tiny Moo Moo says it's cruel to own wild aminals and keep them in cages. Yeah, right. At least we're giving them food and shelter! Last time I checked they don't have wild aquariums floating around in the Amazon. All the snakes there are homeless.

So that's all I've really been up to. Thinking about snakes, eating junk food, and automatically dismissing everything sensible thing TMM says. All in all a pretty good week.

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