Durglars

Oh my god, I think there's durglars outside. Hold on, let me get Tiny Moo Moo to check it out for me.

Dennis: Hey TMM, wake up!!
TMM: (groggy) What is it?
Dennis: Oh man, you're not gonna believe this-
TMM: What time is it?
Dennis: There's durglars on the patio.
TMM: Dennis, that's what you said last time. It just turned out to be the rustling leaves, remember?
Dennis: Yeah, that was a coincidence, but this time they're really out there.
TMM: Dennis, go to bed. There are no burglars outside.
Dennis: Are you sure?
TMM: Positive.
Dennis: Hmm, ok. I've got another question though, it's not related.
TMM: Yes?
Dennis: What if those durglars find a way in?
TMM: (sigh) They won't get in because there aren't any out there to begin with. If there were, they'd just walk in. It's not like we lock the doors.
Dennis: OH MY GOD TINY MOO MOO THE FRONT DOOR IS UNLOCKED?!?
TMM: Yep.

Dennis runs across the room and shuts himself in the closet.

TMM: Hey Dennis, get out of my closet.
Dennis: No way, TMM. I think I hear them in the house now!
TMM: Well, I'm gonna turn off the light and go back to bed. Have fun sleeping in the closet.
Dennis: (after a moment) Alright, fine, I'll go back in my room. Can you peek out in the hall and make sure they're gone though?
TMM: They're not gone-
Dennis: Oh my god, I knew it. How much durglers are out there??
TMM: None, Dennis. They're not "gone" because they were never there.
Dennis: Whew! (leaves closet) That was close. Goodnight, Tiny Moo Moo.
TMM: Goodnight, Dennis.