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A cool animal that might ebolb someday, you never know
I was just thinking of some of my favorite animals, like bears, porcupines, and innocent nooishes. Most of them have something pretty cool about them. For instance, innocents and those udders of theirs. Sharks don't have to breathe. Monkeys have disposable thumbs on their feet, etc.
Then I started imagining what the most ultimate animal of all would look like. I think it would a combinimation of all the best parts of real animals. First of all, it's gotta be big, and thick skin is probably a good idea too, so let's start off with a trinocerous and get rid of all the parts besides its body.
Obviously he's gonna need legs, but check this out: There's no rule that says the front and back legs have to be the same. The back definitely have to be frog legs, or else how's he gonna get way up in the air. Not tiny little frog legs, of course - you have to make them bigger in your mind so they'll fit the body.
Anyway, with those big old legs in back, he won't really need anything in the front to walk on, maybe just something to support him when he's on all fours. We could use the opportunity to sneak in something a little more functional, not to mention way cooler.... Gibbon arms.
With frog legs and gibbon arms, our animal's gonna be able to fly up into the trees and start swinging around grabbing small animals and eating them before they can even react. Or hor hor, this is getting cool. But wait, we're not even done yet. I just remembered he needs a head and all that.
Hold up though. His back seems kinda boring and exposed from the air. I'm thinking stegosaurus plates. Yeah, definitely. For the tail, while we're going all crehistoric, might as well have the best and give him one of those anklesaurus tails with the huge bone knob at the end that smashes everything.
Oh man, I wish I could see this guy in action! :8O
Ok, so we have the body, the legs... oh yeah, a head. This is the most complicated part. The head needs to be cool or the whole thing's pretty much ruined. Obviously he's gonna need a lion's mane. The face will be one of those bright red faces that one kind of monkey has. I mean, really bright red. He'll have yak antlers up top (why not), and a huge bull elephant seal schnoz.
Something's still not quite right though. Hmm, let's see... oh yeah, duh! The head is at the end of an elephant trunk, so it can snake in and out of the branches and eat things. Now we'll finish him off with some special touches, like orange body fur, a tortoise shell that he can pop back into just in case... um... a couple rows of shark teeth. Maybe a pouch.
Last and most important, a bulging bubblegum-pink molar dangling from the bottom shell for when he gets that thirst only the 'cycle can quench.
Darn, I wish I could draw really good! I'm gonna have to see if TMM or somebody can sketch this dude for me. I never really thought about how awesome animals could be. I hope God hurries up and envolves something like this pretty soon. There's gotta be some enbironment on earth that would require the services of a proboscogibbasaurus (that's what he'll be called).
Woo hoo! Man, this animal has me *stoked*. I'm gonna so see if I can draw a picture of him; I'll post it later if it looks alright.
Then I started imagining what the most ultimate animal of all would look like. I think it would a combinimation of all the best parts of real animals. First of all, it's gotta be big, and thick skin is probably a good idea too, so let's start off with a trinocerous and get rid of all the parts besides its body.
Obviously he's gonna need legs, but check this out: There's no rule that says the front and back legs have to be the same. The back definitely have to be frog legs, or else how's he gonna get way up in the air. Not tiny little frog legs, of course - you have to make them bigger in your mind so they'll fit the body.
Anyway, with those big old legs in back, he won't really need anything in the front to walk on, maybe just something to support him when he's on all fours. We could use the opportunity to sneak in something a little more functional, not to mention way cooler.... Gibbon arms.
With frog legs and gibbon arms, our animal's gonna be able to fly up into the trees and start swinging around grabbing small animals and eating them before they can even react. Or hor hor, this is getting cool. But wait, we're not even done yet. I just remembered he needs a head and all that.
Hold up though. His back seems kinda boring and exposed from the air. I'm thinking stegosaurus plates. Yeah, definitely. For the tail, while we're going all crehistoric, might as well have the best and give him one of those anklesaurus tails with the huge bone knob at the end that smashes everything.
Oh man, I wish I could see this guy in action! :8O
Ok, so we have the body, the legs... oh yeah, a head. This is the most complicated part. The head needs to be cool or the whole thing's pretty much ruined. Obviously he's gonna need a lion's mane. The face will be one of those bright red faces that one kind of monkey has. I mean, really bright red. He'll have yak antlers up top (why not), and a huge bull elephant seal schnoz.
Something's still not quite right though. Hmm, let's see... oh yeah, duh! The head is at the end of an elephant trunk, so it can snake in and out of the branches and eat things. Now we'll finish him off with some special touches, like orange body fur, a tortoise shell that he can pop back into just in case... um... a couple rows of shark teeth. Maybe a pouch.
Last and most important, a bulging bubblegum-pink molar dangling from the bottom shell for when he gets that thirst only the 'cycle can quench.
Darn, I wish I could draw really good! I'm gonna have to see if TMM or somebody can sketch this dude for me. I never really thought about how awesome animals could be. I hope God hurries up and envolves something like this pretty soon. There's gotta be some enbironment on earth that would require the services of a proboscogibbasaurus (that's what he'll be called).
Woo hoo! Man, this animal has me *stoked*. I'm gonna so see if I can draw a picture of him; I'll post it later if it looks alright.
Saturday
Flies never learn
These flies keep trying to bother me, buzzing around my leather and zooming by my face all of a sudden. I keep swatting at them and they always just barely escape getting hit, then they come right back and do it again. One time, I even smacked one of them really hard and it must have felt like a knockout punch from Mike Tyson to him, since he was so small. But then sure enough, he comes right on back and starts buzzing by my ear again.
Flies don't learn.
Flies don't learn.
Wednesday
Bears are big
Bears Are Big. By Dennis.
This week we review a story called "Bears Are Big," by Dennis. It's written by Dennis J. Moo Moo, a cow who lives in the Cow Lands. The story is about bears, and how big they are. While it's mostly concerned with their size, it also touches upon how sharp their teeth are, their irritable nature, and why they like to eat honey. After that, there's a lot more about their stature.
As the author of the book, Dennis J. Moo Moo, has said, "Bears are so big because they have to be big to do so much destruction. If they weren't the size they are, they couldn't break into trailers or anything like that. That's why they're so big." We couldn't have said it better ourselves.
If you're a fan of large mammals, plan to name your next child Ursula, or indeed if you just love learning about really big things, you'll want to head down to your local bookseller and pick up a copy of "Bears Are Big" by Dennis Moo Moo. It'll teach you just how big bears are. Also, it's by Dennis.
Thursday
Guest writer: Sheep
Eww, I'm the guest writer again for the first time. Check out my wool up above.
What I wanted to say was, eww, I forget. I sent Little Baa out to watch the corn grow. I told him to report back every 4 hours and enter the data on the computer. I've got a camera on him so that if he sleeps, eats, or blinks, or even if he does his job perfectly and watches the corn nonstop, it will blast him out of existence. Once we get all the data we're gonna verb that noun to verb a noun from a noun.
Eww, I wonder if soap has feelings.
Everything's poisonous
I was just thinking about it and I realized that, like, everything's poisonous.
Some things come right out and kill you. Like nushrooms, DDT, nuclear weapons, arsenic, mercury, and begetables. But other things that you think are safe are actually killing you slowly, like fatty foods, chemicals in the atmospear, bullies, not using your brain or your nuscles regularly, going through the milk cycle too much, abusing alcohol, and stuff like that.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that, since we all die, and since something must cause us to die, and since those causes can be almost anything that's done to excess or in the wrong way... then like, everything is poisonous, in its own way.
Saturday
Friday
What a dork
Oh brother. Tiny Moo Moo just got back from some spiritual retreat and now he's acting like he knows everything. Well, I guess he's not really saying much at all, but I can tell he thinks I'm doing everything wrong. I know he's thinking it.
For example, I was just sort of talking to myself about how...maybe...I should think about giving Jake's udder a breather for awhile and focus on other stuff besides milk, like sports or making girls think I'm even more cool, or something.
And really, when you think about it, I am WAY too attached to leche, so much so that I think about it all the time and can't get my mind off it, ever. My grades could be a lot better and I'd have so much more time for other things I wanted to do if I could just break the habit. Anyways, I told TMM all about this...I mean I sort of said it out loud to myself and somehow he just overheard it - almost like he was snooping or something - and then guess what?
This morning I wake up and there's a booklet for Lecheholics Prenonymous on the kitchen table. I was at a loss for words... What a jerk! I'm really getting sick of his nerve, his gresumptuousness, his always thinking he's doing what's right... it just gets to me after a while. Man, I hate that cow!!!
I mean, he knows I hate reading. Why didn't he get me the book-on-CD or something?
For example, I was just sort of talking to myself about how...maybe...I should think about giving Jake's udder a breather for awhile and focus on other stuff besides milk, like sports or making girls think I'm even more cool, or something.
And really, when you think about it, I am WAY too attached to leche, so much so that I think about it all the time and can't get my mind off it, ever. My grades could be a lot better and I'd have so much more time for other things I wanted to do if I could just break the habit. Anyways, I told TMM all about this...I mean I sort of said it out loud to myself and somehow he just overheard it - almost like he was snooping or something - and then guess what?
This morning I wake up and there's a booklet for Lecheholics Prenonymous on the kitchen table. I was at a loss for words... What a jerk! I'm really getting sick of his nerve, his gresumptuousness, his always thinking he's doing what's right... it just gets to me after a while. Man, I hate that cow!!!
I mean, he knows I hate reading. Why didn't he get me the book-on-CD or something?
Wednesday
Check out this picture of TMM
Or hor hor, looks like you got caught picking flowers again there bro.
Thursday
Christmas is bulgar
Hey, I hope you didn't think I was abandoning this blong. I've been pretty busy with the ladies, so I haven't really had time to type.
I was thinking though, Christmas is a pretty dumb way to show people how much you like them. I mean, waiting all that time for a single day of the year when you're supposed to buy presents and pretend how much they mean to you and everything... What's that all about?
My idea is totally unique. Show your appreciation on Balentine's Day, and get them a card that spells out your feelings without you having to actually sit and think about them. This would be a lot better than Christmas, because....well, for one thing, you'd have like another month and a half before you had to spend your allowance money on people.
Also, Christmas would mean a lot more if it was actually supposed to commemblerate someone's birthday or something famous, and wasn't just a stragedy by the card companies to get your money.
Wednesday
The easiest question on the SAT
Of the following, choose which one is the most correctest:
Get lost Tiny Moo Moo,
1. No one likes you.
2. Nobody likes you.
3. None of us likes you.
4. Everybody hates you.
Answer: All of the above. Woo hoo hoo.
Get lost Tiny Moo Moo,
1. No one likes you.
2. Nobody likes you.
3. None of us likes you.
4. Everybody hates you.
Answer: All of the above. Woo hoo hoo.
Tuesday
Families grow on trees
Woo hoo hoo, me and Tiny Moo Moo just had a comblersation about where we came from, who we're related to, what happened a long time ago before we were born, where WE were back then, and stuff like that. He was all saying, "where were we though? You know, like our minds and our consciousness?" and I was like, "duh, we weren't even born yet, we didn't have minds." Sheesh. For someone who's supposedly so smart, TMM can be awfully dumb.
Anyway, that got me to thinking about our ancestors. The predoption agency told me they weren't allowed to say who my parents were, but I got some money and a letter from them once, so I know their last name is "Anonymous." I used the money wisely on a crate of pop rocks and soda, and alls I remember about the letter is they said I was descended from Ancient Moo Moo.
But then we were talking and TMM said he was prelated to Ancient Moo Moo, and I was all, "don't always try to be just like me TMM, you can't fake being cool," but he kept insisting it was true. He even showed me this book that was supposed to prove it or something. I don't think he would lie enough to write a whole book about it, so I guess it must be true.
Jeez, how many cows ARE related to Ancient Moo Moo anyway? I told sheep about this story and he said that maybe Ancient Moo Moo was one of the original cows, when the population of the Lands was really tiny, and that over successive generations it grew exponentially and so now an extraordinary number of us can trace our ancestry back to those first few.
I don't know what sheep's talking about, but I do know this: Ancient Moo Moo must have had TONS of kids.
Anyway, that got me to thinking about our ancestors. The predoption agency told me they weren't allowed to say who my parents were, but I got some money and a letter from them once, so I know their last name is "Anonymous." I used the money wisely on a crate of pop rocks and soda, and alls I remember about the letter is they said I was descended from Ancient Moo Moo.
But then we were talking and TMM said he was prelated to Ancient Moo Moo, and I was all, "don't always try to be just like me TMM, you can't fake being cool," but he kept insisting it was true. He even showed me this book that was supposed to prove it or something. I don't think he would lie enough to write a whole book about it, so I guess it must be true.
Jeez, how many cows ARE related to Ancient Moo Moo anyway? I told sheep about this story and he said that maybe Ancient Moo Moo was one of the original cows, when the population of the Lands was really tiny, and that over successive generations it grew exponentially and so now an extraordinary number of us can trace our ancestry back to those first few.
I don't know what sheep's talking about, but I do know this: Ancient Moo Moo must have had TONS of kids.
Sunday
Guest writer: Sheep
Eewww, what's up. I'm the guest writer today, which means that I've written everything on this site. Sometimes I let Dennis post though, when he lets me.
One time when I was watering my wool, everything happened. Eww, Little Baa is getting on my nerves. He keeps saying he's hungry and cold and he has a fever. Like I'm supposed to do something about that. Go away, Lesser Baa.
Eww, I forgot how to type. Thsjr jie poshr ngh ke amojrbh hhekj, kjejhh ne mojth hsb. Wmodh mep tnofnh!!! Eww, samoa constrictors.
One time when I was watering my wool, everything happened. Eww, Little Baa is getting on my nerves. He keeps saying he's hungry and cold and he has a fever. Like I'm supposed to do something about that. Go away, Lesser Baa.
Eww, I forgot how to type. Thsjr jie poshr ngh ke amojrbh hhekj, kjejhh ne mojth hsb. Wmodh mep tnofnh!!! Eww, samoa constrictors.
Saturday
Noovies
Me and Paul went and saw Star Wars: Prevenge of the Sith today. I don't know what all the hype was about. I mean, yeah the special effects weren't great, and there wasn't much action, but the plot and the depth of characterization was incredible. Or hor hor, actually the end of it ruined the whole movie, I mean noovie, for me. There was all this hot lava, and stuff getting burned up, and... um, hot lava, and...you know, I really don't even want to think about it. Trust me though, it's scary.
The thing I didn't get was the whole story. I mean, there's this kid named Dark Vader who grows up and turns into this evil black robot called Mannequin Skywalker. Then his girlfriend is trying to convince him not to be cool, but he's not really listening to her. Somehow he ends up killing this black guy, and that Gregor McEwan guy is all, "don't give in to the dark side"... So he's all confused, and that guy Palestine keeps telling him it wasn't his fault, he has to trust the force field and all that, and then Dark Vader is like, Nooooo! Padme!!!!! and that was pretty much it. Oh wait he got burned up too.
I can't wait till Christmas gets here. The best part of Christmas is the next day, because then you're that much closer to the NEXT christmas. I wish I could just get all the Christmases out of the way now, have like 12 in a row like the Jooishes do. Plus they get gold coins, how cool is that.
I gave TMM my list and told him whatever he does, he'd better get me at least the top three things. Of course I put the most expensive things at the top, or hor hor. What a sucker. Tiny Moo Moo likes this department store called Coal's or something. I hope he doesn't do his christmas shopping there. :8(
Well, that's all I really have to say about the noovies. I guess I could tell you about the really really funny thing Sheep said to me earlier, but then again, it's not really on topic. Man was it funny though. Well, I'll save it for another time, even though it's SO funny.
The thing I didn't get was the whole story. I mean, there's this kid named Dark Vader who grows up and turns into this evil black robot called Mannequin Skywalker. Then his girlfriend is trying to convince him not to be cool, but he's not really listening to her. Somehow he ends up killing this black guy, and that Gregor McEwan guy is all, "don't give in to the dark side"... So he's all confused, and that guy Palestine keeps telling him it wasn't his fault, he has to trust the force field and all that, and then Dark Vader is like, Nooooo! Padme!!!!! and that was pretty much it. Oh wait he got burned up too.
I can't wait till Christmas gets here. The best part of Christmas is the next day, because then you're that much closer to the NEXT christmas. I wish I could just get all the Christmases out of the way now, have like 12 in a row like the Jooishes do. Plus they get gold coins, how cool is that.
I gave TMM my list and told him whatever he does, he'd better get me at least the top three things. Of course I put the most expensive things at the top, or hor hor. What a sucker. Tiny Moo Moo likes this department store called Coal's or something. I hope he doesn't do his christmas shopping there. :8(
Well, that's all I really have to say about the noovies. I guess I could tell you about the really really funny thing Sheep said to me earlier, but then again, it's not really on topic. Man was it funny though. Well, I'll save it for another time, even though it's SO funny.
Tuesday
Boys have udders, girls have odors
Or hor hor, I guess you haven't heard from me much lately. See, the reason is, I haven't written in my blog recently. But I'm doing it now so stop complaining.
Tiny Moo Moo wants a bike for Christmas. Personally I don't see why, since bikes usually lead to things like exercise. I hope Santa thinks on that one a little. I'm asking for a boa constructor or some other kind of reptile. The thing I like about them is they don't have any feelings. That way it doesn't matter if you take really good care of them or you just ignore them. It's not like they care.
Speaking of reptiles, I just saw this show about those avocondas that live in South America. Oh man those things are cool. There was this one that started to eat some kind of big mambal, and it got like halfway into it and realized it was too small to eat it. So its head came apart and it got all huge and ate it anyway!!!
I don't know how Nexicans, Africans, Black People, Creative Americans, and all those kind of people can stand living in the jungle with all those snakes around. I mean, snakes are cool and all, but I wouldn't want to live in a swamp full of them. Tiny Moo Moo says it's cruel to own wild aminals and keep them in cages. Yeah, right. At least we're giving them food and shelter! Last time I checked they don't have wild aquariums floating around in the Amazon. All the snakes there are homeless.
So that's all I've really been up to. Thinking about snakes, eating junk food, and automatically dismissing everything sensible thing TMM says. All in all a pretty good week.
Tiny Moo Moo wants a bike for Christmas. Personally I don't see why, since bikes usually lead to things like exercise. I hope Santa thinks on that one a little. I'm asking for a boa constructor or some other kind of reptile. The thing I like about them is they don't have any feelings. That way it doesn't matter if you take really good care of them or you just ignore them. It's not like they care.
Speaking of reptiles, I just saw this show about those avocondas that live in South America. Oh man those things are cool. There was this one that started to eat some kind of big mambal, and it got like halfway into it and realized it was too small to eat it. So its head came apart and it got all huge and ate it anyway!!!
I don't know how Nexicans, Africans, Black People, Creative Americans, and all those kind of people can stand living in the jungle with all those snakes around. I mean, snakes are cool and all, but I wouldn't want to live in a swamp full of them. Tiny Moo Moo says it's cruel to own wild aminals and keep them in cages. Yeah, right. At least we're giving them food and shelter! Last time I checked they don't have wild aquariums floating around in the Amazon. All the snakes there are homeless.
So that's all I've really been up to. Thinking about snakes, eating junk food, and automatically dismissing everything sensible thing TMM says. All in all a pretty good week.
Sunday
Durglars
Oh my god, I think there's durglars outside. Hold on, let me get Tiny Moo Moo to check it out for me.
Dennis: Hey TMM, wake up!!
TMM: (groggy) What is it?
Dennis: Oh man, you're not gonna believe this-
TMM: What time is it?
Dennis: There's durglars on the patio.
TMM: Dennis, that's what you said last time. It just turned out to be the rustling leaves, remember?
Dennis: Yeah, that was a coincidence, but this time they're really out there.
TMM: Dennis, go to bed. There are no burglars outside.
Dennis: Are you sure?
TMM: Positive.
Dennis: Hmm, ok. I've got another question though, it's not related.
TMM: Yes?
Dennis: What if those durglars find a way in?
TMM: (sigh) They won't get in because there aren't any out there to begin with. If there were, they'd just walk in. It's not like we lock the doors.
Dennis: OH MY GOD TINY MOO MOO THE FRONT DOOR IS UNLOCKED?!?
TMM: Yep.
Dennis runs across the room and shuts himself in the closet.
TMM: Hey Dennis, get out of my closet.
Dennis: No way, TMM. I think I hear them in the house now!
TMM: Well, I'm gonna turn off the light and go back to bed. Have fun sleeping in the closet.
Dennis: (after a moment) Alright, fine, I'll go back in my room. Can you peek out in the hall and make sure they're gone though?
TMM: They're not gone-
Dennis: Oh my god, I knew it. How much durglers are out there??
TMM: None, Dennis. They're not "gone" because they were never there.
Dennis: Whew! (leaves closet) That was close. Goodnight, Tiny Moo Moo.
TMM: Goodnight, Dennis.
Dennis: Hey TMM, wake up!!
TMM: (groggy) What is it?
Dennis: Oh man, you're not gonna believe this-
TMM: What time is it?
Dennis: There's durglars on the patio.
TMM: Dennis, that's what you said last time. It just turned out to be the rustling leaves, remember?
Dennis: Yeah, that was a coincidence, but this time they're really out there.
TMM: Dennis, go to bed. There are no burglars outside.
Dennis: Are you sure?
TMM: Positive.
Dennis: Hmm, ok. I've got another question though, it's not related.
TMM: Yes?
Dennis: What if those durglars find a way in?
TMM: (sigh) They won't get in because there aren't any out there to begin with. If there were, they'd just walk in. It's not like we lock the doors.
Dennis: OH MY GOD TINY MOO MOO THE FRONT DOOR IS UNLOCKED?!?
TMM: Yep.
Dennis runs across the room and shuts himself in the closet.
TMM: Hey Dennis, get out of my closet.
Dennis: No way, TMM. I think I hear them in the house now!
TMM: Well, I'm gonna turn off the light and go back to bed. Have fun sleeping in the closet.
Dennis: (after a moment) Alright, fine, I'll go back in my room. Can you peek out in the hall and make sure they're gone though?
TMM: They're not gone-
Dennis: Oh my god, I knew it. How much durglers are out there??
TMM: None, Dennis. They're not "gone" because they were never there.
Dennis: Whew! (leaves closet) That was close. Goodnight, Tiny Moo Moo.
TMM: Goodnight, Dennis.
Saturday
Listening to old songs
Woo hoo hoo, I like that song where that chick goes, "gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble chameleon"
Wednesday
The beginning of my report about cows
Cows are useful. They provide us with milk, cheese, hamdurglers, leather, molarskin, and lots of other things. Boy, cows are really something. I'm sure glad there are cows.
I don't really know what to write about after that. I think I'll just copy something out of the internet.
I don't really know what to write about after that. I think I'll just copy something out of the internet.
Monday
Denizen's Chili
I think I'm going to become a grafessional chef. I wonder if they have one of those mail order diplomas for that. Or hor hor, I'll tape it up in front of my restraunt and watch all the people pour in.
Maybe I'll get Tiny Moo Moo to slave away in the back making the food for miminin wage. I can drive by in my big VMW once in awhile to make sure he's not stealing from the till or anything.
Big Macs, cream of leche soup, um... bagel dogs... Man, I'm gonna have all the good stuff and no salad or croccoli or any of that junk. And I can just push the customers out of the way if I'm hungry, or close the place down in the middle of the day and kick them all out for no reason, just because I can.
This is gonna be cool. Guess I'll start surfing around for that diploma now.
Maybe I'll get Tiny Moo Moo to slave away in the back making the food for miminin wage. I can drive by in my big VMW once in awhile to make sure he's not stealing from the till or anything.
Big Macs, cream of leche soup, um... bagel dogs... Man, I'm gonna have all the good stuff and no salad or croccoli or any of that junk. And I can just push the customers out of the way if I'm hungry, or close the place down in the middle of the day and kick them all out for no reason, just because I can.
This is gonna be cool. Guess I'll start surfing around for that diploma now.
Sunday
What Sheep said
I was just talking to Little Baa a few minutes ago and Big Baa came over and started talking gibberish. It took us like seven minutes to figure out that he was forgetting to say all the vowels.
Museums
Our science teacher gave us a remission slip on Friday to get signed by our parents. Supposedly it's for some dumb field trip to a science museum. Or hor hor, like anyone's gonna stay awake long enough to learn anything. If I wanted to study scienceology I'd go to college!
One thing I was thinking about though is maybe they'll have some cool skeletons and stuff. I saw a picture on the internet one time that showed some museum with a huge Dinosaurus Rex skeleton, and the kids around it were all crying and feinting and stuff because it was so cool. Oh yeah, they had some spiders too.
Come to think of it, maybe this trip won't be so bad! Or hor hor, just kidding. Science is boring.
One thing I was thinking about though is maybe they'll have some cool skeletons and stuff. I saw a picture on the internet one time that showed some museum with a huge Dinosaurus Rex skeleton, and the kids around it were all crying and feinting and stuff because it was so cool. Oh yeah, they had some spiders too.
Come to think of it, maybe this trip won't be so bad! Or hor hor, just kidding. Science is boring.
Saturday
Trabelin'
Me and the Duffaliers are planning a trip to the Cow Land Land Cow Land Cow Land Lands to get some ideas for our new album. Don't worry Jake, we'll be back. We're also gonna catch a concert while we're there... some black dude with foofy hair called Minorrissey. Whatever. I'm just humoring the duffaliers.
Man this is a good idea
I just came up with this really good idea... Diet Leche. You know how some cows get all fat and stuff because they just can't stop going through the milk cycle? Give them Diet Leche. All the creamy goodness of the regular stuff, minus the calories. So go ahead, cycle all you want. Just make sure you're cycling the right way... with Diet Leche.
Or hor hor.
Or hor hor.
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